Let me start by saying the 9 day tour was great, we learned
many new things, saw many historical sites and met some really nice people both
on the bus as well as in country. But as
I said before sometimes the most interesting part of the trip is the unexpected
things that happen none of which you will find in Rick Steves travel guide.
Our plans after the tour was to travel down to Volos to
spend 3 days visiting with our son Pat, sounds simple right. After the tour we went to dinner in Athens
and we ran into the parents of one of Pat’s friend that had just come back from
Volos, what luck! So we ask them what
method of transportation they took and they said the train was definitely the
best and easiest, well that’s exactly what we’ were looking, done deal.
Now our daughter (Maureen) who is not normally an early
riser did wonderful during the 9 day tour having her luggage packed and ready
to go by 7:00am. The next morning we
rose early, packed our bags just as we did the last 9 days and headed to the
train station which we were told is near by and it was but we needed to go down
a long flight of stairs hauling our over packed luggage. I guess the rigid schedule of the tour
finally got to Maureen and while looking at the long flight of stairs she made
a management decision to just toss her luggage down stairway, thankfully she
waited until no one on the stairs was in jeopardy. Mimi & I turned to each other and said
What? The luggage bounced, skidded and
tumbled down the stairs without receiving anymore damage than it would by the
airport baggage handler. Mimi & I
dragged ours behind us bouncing from step to step. As you can expect Maureen and her luggage
arrived at the bottom of the stairs first.
When we arrive at the bottom of the stairs a distinguished Greek
gentleman (I say distinguished because
he spoke fluent English with a distinguished accent) came over and pointing to
the right said “Why did you not use the elevator” Are you kidding me there’s an elevator that
must be where the term “Stupid Americans” comes from. I thank the Greek gentleman for pointing out
my ignorance then we walk to the train station.
I stand in line at the train station and once I get to the counter I
find out that the train to Volos is not scheduled today, crap. Now we have only one other choice, which is
to take the bus. Guess where we need to
go back where we came from but Aha! now we know were the elevator is
located.
We exit the elevator at the street level, a little
frustrated but determined to get to the buss station. All we need to do is hail a cab, how hard
could that be, well it turns out pretty hard if you don’t know the Greek way to
hail a cab. I’ve seen many movies with
people hailing a cab by holding their hand stretched high in the air to get the
cab drivers attention. After doing this
for 10 minutes and dozens of cab flying by mu frustration returns. Just about the time I’m getting to my
breaking point, Mimi ask a distinguished young Greek man if he speaks English
and he responds yes and begins to explain with a distinguished accent that we
should be holding our hand down toward the ground to hail a cab, Hmm is that
because we are on the other side of the world.
Mimi ask the young Greek gentleman for his help hailing a cab and he
says “Did you vote for Bush?” She’s
thinking, What do we need to be a democrat to get a cab in Greece? She finally says to him “tell me what the
right answer is to get a cab and I’ll give you that answer”. Thankfully, he gets us a cab and gives
directions to the driver to take us to the bus station, so we head to the bus
station (at least we hope) with a cab driver that speaks no English and we have not learned any
Greek.
We safely arrive at the bus station and I successfully buy 3
tickets to Volos on a bus that leaves in a couple of hours or so. With tickets in hand we rest at the
station. As with most bus
terminals, it’s old, dirty and crowded
but in Greece the term old has a whole different meaning. Mimi & Maureen decide they need to go to
the ladies room before we get on the bus.
Up until now we stayed in nice hotels with adequate restroom facilities
and only experienced one ancient squat toilet in a monastery. For those of you that are unfamiliar with a
squat toilet it is basically a hole in the ground that you squat over. Well what do you suppose they had at the bus
station, you guessed it a squat toilet.
While Mimi & Maureen waited in line to the bathroom not knowing at
this time about the squat toilet a lady came up to them selling toilet paper by
the sheet, asking, How many sheets they needed?
You’ve got to be kidding me. I
don’t know, can we take it on consignment?
Do you have a 2 for 1 sale? I’m
not sure about the final purchase agreement of the toilet paper but when they
got to the squat toilet they said “No Way this ain’t happening” and left.
We get on the bus and now is a good time to tell you that
Volos is not a tourist town so there are no other tourist on the bus and we are
the only English speaking people boarding.
Volos is about a 3½ hour trip from Athens so the bus makes a few stops
and people get off, we stay for a few minutes then some people get back on and
we proceed with our trip. Each time they
stop the driver says something in Greek and people exit the bus but as I said
we don’t understand a word. There was a
young girl next to us so we ask if she spoke English, which she did and she verified
what we expected the stops were rest stops for 5 minutes or so. After the 2nd stop Mimi says they
need to get off at the next stop to go potty, so make sure the bus doesn’t
leave without them, She says “Stand in front of the bus if you have to”. Yeah, cause that would work so well. Thankfully they made it back before I became
a bug on the windshield.
Arriving in Volos late in the evening around 11:00 pm, we
immediately get a cab (now experienced at hailing a cab) and he takes us to a hotel
recommended by our son Pat. This hotel
was built for the 2004 Summer Olympics so it is brand new and first class. Since the Olympics is over we have no trouble
getting a room but the cost is $250 a night.
But what choice do we have it’s late we’re tired the cab is gone, so I
say we’ll take it but we need a rollaway bed because there’s 3 of us. In very proper English the Greek gentleman
says, No can do Kemosabe, or something to that effect, you need to get a 2nd
room. Arguing was futile so we had to
get another room, now it’s $500 for this night.
Holy Crap! The rooms were
amazing, spacious and beautifully decorated but we were too tired to appreciate
it. Maureen had the room right next to
us. The only negative thing we noticed
was how hot the room was but no problem I opened the double doors to the patio
to get a quick cool down then I could adjust the thermostat and Maureen did the
same in her room. When I opened the
patio doors I noticed this beautiful marble patio floor and waist high marble wall
that extended the entire length of the hotel with no separation between rooms
so stupidly I walked over to our daughter Maureen’s room to see how she like
the setup but instead I scared the crap out of her because she did not expect
someone coming in through the open patio doors, Opps! that was a dofus move.
After nearly giving my daughter a heart attack I went back
to my room to be informed by Mimi that she could not adjust the thermostat to
cool it the room off. I assumed we were
doing something wrong, so I called down to the desk to get so help in turning
the air conditioner on, but I was immediately told by the distinguished Greek
gentleman, “That is not possible. It is winter”. Say what, I said to him “For $250 per night
per room I’ll determine when it’s winter”.
His only response was “That is not possible. It is winter”. I believe I just heard that. I tried arguing but to no avail so Mimi being
concerned about the easy entrance from the patio (the patio doors were still
open) suggested that I stay up and be on guard until both her and Maureen fell
asleep in case some other dofus was strolling around the marble patio looking
for open rooms. I’m not sure I follow
that logic but I agreed and stood on the patio for a while, then finally went
in the room and fell asleep on a chair.
I eventually got up and closed the patio doors in both rooms and went to
bed.
That was an interesting and challenging day!