A Sommelier, by definition, is a wine steward. They’re a person that is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional. Sounds like a tough job having to taste and judge unique and expensive wines. They are experts in wine and food pairing, which is highly valued in the food industry. It would be no surprise that they are often asked to “Smell This, Taste This.” It’s their job, and they are paid handsomely for it.
I, too, have a special talent related to taste buds. My wife will say. “Taste this,
please,” then hands me a glass filled with liquid. I don’t know if this a normal question for married couples, but this is often asked of me. Great, you may say, you get to taste an expensive wine or a new and unique mixed drink. That’s funny. No, it’s quite the opposite.
Sometimes I’m requested to “Smell this.” It isn’t because it’s the sweet smell of
lavender or an aroma from a spice-filled dish she just prepared, but a glass of milk. One that has passed the expiration date, but I smell it anyway. It’s my job, just like the wine Sommelier; I‘m the go-to guy to smell and taste milk that’s maybe going bad. If I say, “It smells fine,” she will often say “Taste it” just to ensure she doesn’t pour sour milk on her Crispix cereal. I pair milk with cereal. It’s not the favorite part of my day, but I’ve been doing it for forty-three years, so it’s become routine.
After many years of tasting wine, some Sommeliers earn the title of Master
Sommelier. They go through rigorous exams to achieve this privileged title.
I’ve searched the Internet and have found no information regarding milk
Sommeliers, let alone a Master milk Sommeliers, but that does not deter me. I will let my forty-three years of experience speak for itself. Due to my extensive background, I am prepared to declare myself as a Master milk Sommelier.
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