The story you are about to hear is true. The city is St. Charles, Missouri. “I live here and these are the facts, just the facts, ma’am.”
I was working the day watch when I found the culprits. They had a busy night. The nights are always busy in this county. Nothing good happens after midnight.
My name is Jimmy and it’s a Friday.
It starts in the sewers, raccoon highways, but it ends in the suburbs with destruction. Don’t be fooled by their cute and cuddly appearance. They’re cunning and destructive. Growing up in the streets is hard and the lessons learned are seared in their brain. Rocky and his crew run with a crowd of bandits. They always wear a mask, but not because of Covid.
I knew we’d catch them someday, but they’re smart so it wasn’t easy. They let their guard down and that was their mistake. Tripped up by marshmallows and strawberry daiquiri. Sure they lived the high life but it lead them to their end.
We took them off the streets today, but there’s always more. Stay strong and be aware, the bandits work at night.
My name is Jimmy and those are the facts.