Monday, March 31, 2025

The Key - Part 1

This is a long short story so it is split into 3 parts. I hope you enjoy reading it.

 

The Key

 

My wife, Terry, walked in while I was relaxing in my recliner and searching the Internet and

asked. “Did you hear the mailman?”

“I wasn’t paying attention, but you can look on the Ring camera.”

“Never mind. I’ll just go check.” She walked to the front door and opened it. “

“That’s great, but I don’t know why you bother.” I shrugged. “It’s mostly junk mail.”

“There could be some sales I don’t want to miss.” 

“Of course!” I leaned back in the recliner and continued my Internet search.

She came back in waving the mail like she just won an Olympic medal.

“Anything good?” I asked.

“Mostly junk, but there’s one letter for you. It’s marked Confidential.” She pulled it out

of the stack and tossed it to me. “It feels like there’s something in it.”

I opened it up and sure enough there was a key taped to the letter. It wasn’t a house key

but some kind of locker key. It was stamped with the number 217-S, and someone had dabbed a

blob of red paint on it. I turned toward my wife and said, “There’s a key. It looks like it’s for a

locker. You know, like from a bowling alley, skating rink, or an airport locker.”

“Is there a message or instruction about what you should do with the key?”

I handed her the letter. “The message is vague and cryptic.”

Terry read the message, “The treasure is behind the locked door. This is the key to

happiness. Find the door and you will understand.” 

“Interesting, but I’m sure it’s a scam,” I insisted.

“So, what are you going to do?”

I held up the envelope with the key. “Trash day tomorrow, right?’

“Yes.”

“It’s a scam. I’m going to throw it out.”

“You’re so distrusting,” Terry said.

“It’s the world we live in.” I walked outside and threw it in the trash, then 

took the bin to the curb for pick up the next morning.

That evening we had friends over. While playing cards my wife brought up the letter. Our

friends thought it was intriguing and questioned my actions about tossing it in the trash. They

thought it would have been interesting to see how it played out, but I would not be swayed from

my belief.

The next morning at breakfast I heard the trash truck. When I finished my coffee, I

went to get the empty can. I opened the lid, just to check. There has been a time or two when

they passed us by. It was empty, except for the envelope stuck in the bottom. I tilted the bin and

reached in and pulled it out. Really, imagine that. Terry is going to make a big deal out of this.

Like it’s a sign. Hmm! Maybe I won’t show it to her. She’ll never know.

I walked in the house with it in my hand. When I saw Terry standing by the refrigerator,

I tried to hide it in my pocket, but I was too slow. 

“Hi Hon. Whatcha got there?”

I knew I was busted. “It got stuck in the bottom . . .  but it doesn’t mean anything.”

“Sure, whatever you say, dear.”

“I’ll take it to the office and throw it in their trash. This is ridiculous. I just want to be

done with it.” I grabbed my jacket and walked toward the door.

“Have a nice day, Sweetie.”

“Thanks dear. I’ll bring some Chinese home for dinner tonight.”

Terry waved. “Great! Don’t forget the fortune cookies.”

First thing I did when I got to the work was to throw the envelope in the office trash. It’ll

 Be gone by noon. My morning was busy with a new project. It was lunch before I knew it.

When I came back to my desk, I noticed my trash can had been emptied. Finally, it’s gone. Our

regular afternoon meeting ran over, so I was late getting back to my desk. I grabbed my jacket,

when I saw the envelope on my desk with a note attached. It was from the custodian, It read,

“This letter must have accidentally fallen into the trash. It seems important, so I retrieved it for

you.”

I snatched the letter from my desk and shoved it into my pocket. The key was still in

there. My phone chimed to remind me to pick up Chinese for dinner. I punched in the number

and ordered shrimp fried rice, Crab Rangoon, General Tso mild. I like it spicy, but Terry doesn’t,

so I order it mild then I put Cayenne pepper on mine. Oh! Yeah . . . fortune cookies. I didn’t want

to forget those. I tried to ignore my thoughts of the key,  but my mind kept circling back to it. I 

stopped at Asian 101 for my order then headed home, just a mile away.

After parking the car in the garage, I went into the kitchen and set the food and the

envelope on the table. Terry had poured herself a glass of tea. “Would you like some?”

“No, I’m going to have a beer.” I opened the fridge and grabbed a Tiger beer, made in

Singapore. Lately I’ve been buying specialty beers.

“Everything good?” Terry reached for the bag of Chinese but grabbed the envelope and

held it up. “You seem distracted.”

“I’m a little annoyed.” Pointing to the envelope she was holding. “That keeps following

me. I can’t get rid of it.”

“It’s a sign.”

“I knew you were going to say that.” I frowned. “No, it’s just a coincidence.”

“Aren’t you curious?” She opened the envelope and took the key out “Let’s see if we can

figure out what kind of locker this opens.” She held the key up, inspected it and then dangled it 

in front of me. “I’m leaning toward airport locker. What do you think?”

“Why would you say airport?” I reached out and took the key. “For all I know it could be

a safety deposit box.” 

“Oh! That could be. I’d love it to be a safety deposit box.” Terry drummed her

fingers on the table. “It’s probably too many numbers for a bowling alley or a skating rink but

not an airport.”

“Well, it doesn’t mean the numbers would start at one. They could start at 100 or 200.

Any number really.” I flipped it over, looking for name. “The letter is puzzling. What’s the

significance?”

Terry opened the shrimp fried rice and scooped some on a plate, then snatched a Crab

Rangoon. She slid the bag over to me. “I’m going to eat while we discuss the key.”

“Good idea.” I dished some General Tso onto my plate, and opened a packet of cayenne

pepper. “You know, as much as I want it to be a safety deposit key, it’s unlikely. Identification

would be required to open it.”

“True and don’t most keys from bowling alley lockers have those plastic caps on

them.” Terry picked up a fortune cookie. “This key looks fairly new, so it hasn’t had a lot of

use.”

“Yeah! So, we should probably eliminate skating rinks and bowling alleys.” I dug in the 

bag and pulled out a Crab Rangoon and a fortune cookie. “So, that leaves bus, train or airport.

What about a post office box?”

“Hmm, that could be. All you need is a key, no identification required.” Terry opened her

fortune cookie. “Listen to this.” She held the fortune up to read. “Life is limitless with the right 

key.”

“Okay, another coincidence.” I shook my head. “I’m not letting a fortune cookie

determine my life choices.” 

“Go ahead open yours.”

“Fine.” I cracked it open and pulled out the fortune then read it. “Your wife is crazy. You

should be careful.”

“No, it doesn’t say that.” She grabbed it from me and read it aloud.” Any key is worth

trying. Opportunity could be knocking.” Terry put her hands on her hips and said, “See! What do

you say now, smarty pants?”

“I want a second opinion.” I reached in the bag and found another fortune cookie.

 Terry grabbed it out of my hand. 

“I can’t trust you.” She held it up to her eyes. “You only get a few chances in life, don’t

pass them by.” She smiled. “You can’t ignore these messages. We have to try to figure

this out.”

“I still think it’s going to be a waste of time, but I’ll give you a few days.”

Terry giggled and clapped her hands. “Yeah! Come on. Let’s go to the airport.”

“So, you’re convinced we’ll find the locker there?” I stood up. “Don’t get your hopes up,

it could be in schools, amusement parks or any public place.” 

“It’s the airport.” Terry picked up her jacket. “I’ll bet you.”

“Bet me?” I took out my keys. “Why? You never pay up.” I laughed. “You owe me 

thousands from all the bets we’ve made.”.

“Come on! Just a nickel. That shouldn’t break you.”

“Ok, fine, but if you lose, I want my nickel.”

As we made our way to the airport, I pointed out all the places that could have lockers.

There were a couple prime locations to find lockers at the airport like the baggage area, and main

terminal. We weren’t allowed on the concourse, because we didn’t have tickets, so it seemed an

unlikely location. The numbering system didn’t match our key, plus the airport lockers were

expensive.  

After having no luck finding the right locker, we left the airport. Terry had lost the

perkiness in her stride.

“Hey, you owe me a nickel.” I held out my hand. “I’m not going anywhere until I get my

money.”

“I don’t have any change.” She winked. “I’ll pay you later.”

“Yeah, no.”

Terry took out her wallet. And handed me a dollar bill. “Now, you owe me ninety-five

 cents.”

I waved the dollar bill at her. “I’ll just consider it payment of a previous debt.” 

“You’re such a jerk.” As we walked to the car, Terry asked, ”Where are we going next?”

We passed a storage place, hotel, bus station and the post office. “Let’s check those out, 

after we get some lunch.”

“You pay, because you owe me ninety-five cents.”

“Of course, honey.”

We pulled into Panera’s and ordered two sandwiches, two lemonades and a pumpkin

muffie. The bill was twenty-eight dollars. For lunch! “Well, I assume my ninety-five cents 

debt is paid?”

“Lunch comes out of a different pot of money. So, no.” She pointed down the street. 

“Let’s go looking for more lockers.”

We stopped at three more places on the way home but found nothing. I was ready to call

it quits but Terry said. “One more, please.”

We pulled into the post office parking lot and I handed the key to Terry. 

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

My Activity Window is Shrinking

Things change constantly through life. It’s something we are used to, so much so that we hardly notice it. We have learned to adapt to changes without missing a step, because in most cases the changes seem insignificant. But as we get older the changes are more noticeable. Things we did routinely when we were younger are more difficult now and our window of activity has decreased.

     When we were young we were in constant motion never wanting to slow down, but now we welcome those moments to kick back and relax. In the past our window of activity seemed endless, but it has diminished to a much smaller segment of our day, sometimes requiring a nap to regenerate our energy level.

     Our desire to be involved is still present, although it’s more subdued, sometimes just the enjoyment of watching others, brings the same joy as participation once did. Just because Papa can’t run like he used to, doesn’t mean his mind isn’t imagining running right next to you.

     So when you see someone lagging behind, know that once they were leading the charge. “Just Saying . . .”

Monday, March 10, 2025

Cocktail sauce, you moron

Relationships are not easy because we all take things in different ways. Some people are super sensitive while others let comments roll off their back. I guess that’s people, we’re all different and so are our responses. I’m not saying one is right and another is wrong, but when you have a sensitive person joined with someone who’s not, there may be problems. 

     After almost 50 years of marriage my wife and I fall into the, let things roll off our back group. It works for us and makes for some funny conversations. Sometimes one of us stumbles to find the right words, but the other person is always there to help.

     “Hey, do we have any of that red sauce, you know it’s a little spicy . . . horseradish. I think it has horseradish in it. You use it on shrimp. It’s . . .?”

     “Cocktail sauce, you moron.”

     Laughing. “Ah! Yes, cocktail sauce.”

     Interesting in that neither one of us is surprised or offended by this comment because it’s funny, sarcastic but funny. Although, it’s probably not something you would say to a stranger. Imagine being in a grocery store and a man and a woman discussing this red sauce for shrimp. You might chuckle inside, but you would politely say, “cocktail sauce” without the moron comment. 

     Humor makes life more interesting but it’s important to know your audience. “Just Saying . . .”