Jerry gnawed on his unlit cigarette. “Life can be hard, don’t make it harder than it needs to be.”
The stories I write come from personal experiences I've had in life, with a splash of some hopefully interesting anecdotes and sometimes opinions. These stories are from my early childhood to adult life and only as accurate as my memory. Most of my postings entitled "Just Saying....." are meant to be non-offense opinions to make you think, however some may appear to be goofy without any valuable relevance. That will be true on occasion. Any and all comments are welcome.
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Straight Talk from Jerry
Thursday, March 10, 2022
Marketing Genius
It’s important to recognize those people who have a genius quality, even though up to now, it may have gone unnoticed. They have lived throughout history and achieved financial success without the fanfare they deserve. To this day, I don’t know their names because they live in anonymity. Sure, they are wealthy and live a lifestyle far above our understanding, but I believe their achievements are historic and financial recognition is not enough.
The people I honor by this message may be more than one individual because it’s
hard to fathom that one person alone could develop and promote these ideas. It’s likely a consortium of people made contributions to these revolutionary products.
The first award goes to the individual or group who first marketed bottled
water. Throughout my life, water has been available and always free, but only in more recent times has it been bottled, distributed, and sold worldwide. This marketer has convinced the world that water in a plastic bottle is better, healthier, and worth spending hard-earned dollars on. Honestly, I admit I was a doubter like so many, but then these wise men or women started selling smart water. That’s right, water that would make you smarter. Genius, I say. Who would refuse to spend money on a product to make you smart? No one, I insist.
We learn many things from history. Some shame us, but others inspire us. Genius
begets genius, I say. It’s possible the second award winner learned a thing or two from the first winner. The second award goes to the promoter of ripped jeans. It’s a fashion thing, but I believe it was a desperate move caused by damaged merchandise. Many of us would have collapsed in a puddle of despair. But, this genius turned a failure into a financial boom, not only recovering their losses but creating a niche market for barely wearable clothing. Due to the demand for ripped jeans, they could now be sold at a premium, and returns for damaged products would be eliminated because any damage to the merchandise made them more valuable. A stroke of genius for sure.
Historians might give inventors like Johannes Gutenberg, Issac Newton and Louis
Pasteur more credit than the individual or groups I’m promoting, and I agree their contributions to society were worthy, but without marketing, would anyone have noticed?
The corset inventor deserves mention because it was marketed under the guise of
beauty while inflicting pain and discomfort for a smaller waist.
I’m a writer of short stories, but I believe I could sell a novel if I had a genius
marketer. The book title could be, Subliminal Messages From The Future, packed with
500 pages of nothing. Maybe I could rip a few pages and provide a bottle of smart water
with each purchase. “Just Saying . . . “
Sunday, February 27, 2022
The Homemaker
This is a short piece about a woman who placed a high value on being a great homemaker.
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The wrinkles were deep, so Shirley pressed hard on the iron until she heard a scream.
Her husband arched his back. "Well, if you let me take it off it will be easier."
“Stop squirming," She turned the heat up. "I'm almost done."
Friday, February 25, 2022
A World in Turmoil
War kills progress
Invades our life
Lives pay the price
Lasting memories of tragedy
Under attack
Kyiv bombed
Russia won’t back down
Alarming the world
Injustice kills Justice
NATO must act
Endangered times become normal
Starving the world of peace
Under constant threat
Reliving the past
Victory at hand
Ignorance a bound
Vindication by triumph
Everyone looses
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Tuesday, February 22, 2022
Everyday Angels
In difficult times people often talk about needing an angel. A winged mythical,
spiritual messenger sent to protect you. Even those who are not normally religious start to
wish they had an angel by their side. I’m not sure, it could be a defense mechanism that is
automatically triggered when we feel down, but no one thinks about angels when
everything is going well.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen an angel, at least not as they are
described. I do believe in angels, but I'd call them everyday angels. You see them at the
grocery store, at the coffee shop, even at the park. They're the people who smile, wave
and engage in a friendly conversation sometimes even offering a helping hand loading
your groceries.
Everyday angels don’t need wings, they don’t need to deliver a spiritual message,
they just need to distract us from our problems. They are here to uplift our spirit, brighten
our day. They’re not looking for a reward or trophy. Everyday angels don’t know they
are angels. “Just Saying . . . “
Friday, January 28, 2022
Memories of Youth
I miss the destinies
The resolutions
Experiences
Dreams
I miss uncertainties
Successes
Failures
Lost friends
I miss adventures
Happy times
Sad times
The unexpected
Now I’m free
No responsibilities
No deadlines
No time to waste
Memories live on
Time moves forward
No do overs
Few regrets
I’ve had my time
But the record still plays
So I still dance
Just not the boogaloo or twist
I miss my youth
But the party’s not over
So I’ll strut my stuff
While the music still moves me
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
Simple Pleasures
Hot coffee brews on a cold morning.
Fleece lined jacket smells of campfire smoke
Sausage sizzles in cast iron skillet
Sun breaking over snow covered mountains
Wind whistles through evergreens
Night’s silence broken by dawn’s arrival
Your sweetheart cuddles next to you
Aroma of dark roasted beans fills the air
She sips her coffee. “Sniff! Did you fart?”