Thursday, June 16, 2016

Chain--Saw-on-a- Stick Part Deux

    My wife (Mimi) loves to use the chain-saw-on-a-stick, I call "The Beast", which she received for a Christmas present. Its must be the challenge to reshape nature or the raw power of rotating teeth cutting into virgin wood.


     Mimi anxious to use "The Beast" called our daughter (Maureen) offering to help her weed the garden and put some mulch down. Maureen happily accepted and Mimi packed up a few essential items in the car including "The Beast" for the short drive to our daughters.

     I would happily describe Mimi as an enthusiastic doer taking on many challenges with confidence. Sometimes she tackles projects that are beyond her experience and I am called to bail her out. Such was the case that day when she texted me a picture saying, "Can you bring over the big chain saw and hand saw. The chain saw is stuck in a weed." I thought we went over this earlier (Reference post "Chain-Saw-on-a-Stick......Of Course"). Chain saws are for wood not weeds and how can a chain saw get stuck in a weed? The photo she sent showed a picture of "The Beast" stuck in what looked to me like a tree. So now the question is what is the difference in a weed and a tree?

     No worries, I drove over to cut "The Beast" out of the tree weed then stayed to help finish up the yard. It turned out well, no one injured and the yard looked great.

     End of story, right? No. I've been noticing every week when I take out the lawn waste there are tree branches in the trashcan. 
     
     So already knowing the answer I asked, "Where did the branches come from?"
     Mimi said, "Just timing a few things up for the party."
     "Are you making a Festivas Pole" I asked. 
     "No, of course not."

     I fully expect to someday leave the house and see the 15-foot tree in our yard carved in the shape of an asparagus. 

     Always enjoying life, Happy Festivas! 

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Slowing Down

     The weather was beautiful the other morning, cool and dry. Uncharacteristic for St. Louis, but welcome.  I took the opportunity to get a second cup of coffee and sit on the deck enjoying the weather and the sounds of nature.  Very relaxing, but stimulating as well.

     My mind was engaged with thoughts of gratitude.  I felt lucky that I was able to enjoy a pleasant morning without worries.  A gentle wind blew though the trees, squirrels ran across the fence and a cardinal flew to a branch in our oak tree.  I've heard that's a good sign but I don't know for sure.

     What I do know is that we all deserve a few days without worries.  It's too much to expect a life without worries but when you see the chance to slow down and appreciate your life, take it. There are many people living hectic even dangerous lives with no control over their surroundings.  This is a sad reality so if you have a chance to slow things down a little, do it, you won't regret it.

     There are a lot of things to appreciate in life, you just have to pay attention.  Achieving goals are important but if you slow down and notice the world around you, your achievements will be enhanced.  "Just Saying...."

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

My Earliest Memory

     What is your earliest memory?  I've thought about this recently but it's hard to determine if my early memories are actual memories or stories that were repeated to me frequently about my early years.  It would be nice to remember the joy when taking a first step or speaking a first word but these are not memories that I have.  

     I don't have any early memories of historic events either national or worldly.  Those things were not important to me at the time.  I do remember kindergarten when I was 5 years old, watching cowboy movies (Lone Ranger, Sky King, Roy Rogers, Cisco Kid and more) on black and white TV.  Many times I would turn on the TV and see the Indian Head Test pattern before the actual programing started at 6:00 am.  Not having TV programming 24 hours a day was normal at that time, if fact you were one of the lucky families if you had TV at all.

     I remember playing with my pals around the neighborhood and my cousin Kath, she was a year older and much more outgoing than I.  Others thought my parents were strict and I guess I did as well at the time but in fact they were just being good parents.  They weren't overprotective because they allowed me to play sports and do all the things kids like to do with some basic rules.

     School and church picnics are memories that remain with me but not with many specific details just a blur of activity.  I remember watching my dad, uncles and grandfather playing Pinochle on Friday nights but I was an old kid of 10 years then.  I have mostly pleasant memories of my youth nothing really traumatic from an adult viewpoint.  As a kid, traumatic events are viewed differently, so peeing in your pants in kindergarten or having a fist fighting with a neighborhood kid might seem like a traumatic event for a kid but when you look at the bigger picture it's nothing.

     I feel lucky to have good memories of my young life but I wish they were more vivid and detailed.   For me the earliest memories go back to age 5 but they are few.  What are your earliest memories? 
     

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

An Unexpected Letter

     The envelope is hand written and addressed to me, which is odd since the Internet, which was invented over one hundred years ago, has virtually made letters and postcards obsolete.  I'm not even sure why there are still physical mailboxes in the year 2112 maybe it's a nostalgia thing.  Even more puzzling is why I opened the mailbox since mail deliveries are only once a month and haven't contained anything of importance for years.  

     I opened the envelope and found the letter contained within gave a name (Charles Decker) and address with a one-line message "It's time we meet".  The address given was Brussels, France.  I remember from history books when Brussels was a city in the country Belgium but that was many years ago when the radical terrorist group ISIS traumatized the world. Since then many countries disappeared and boundaries have changed.  One other notation in the letter is a reservation number for the Hyperloop Express train.  Now! It dawns on me this is the mandatory meeting with a stranger.  The World Council setup a program over fifty years ago to promote better communications.  

     So I have been randomly selected to meet Charles Decker and learn about his life.  He in turn would be task with the same for me. My great grandfather told me the selection process is for this opportunity is similar to the jury selection they used to do many, many years ago.   The World Council was an organization established to address the unrest around the globe.  They determined that most of the problem was lack of understanding and poor communication with people of different nations and backgrounds so they started this program called Strangers Meeting Strangers.  This program has been around for fifty plus years. Each year thousands of people from many countries are randomly selected to travel to places far and wide to meet strangers and educate themselves on different cultures.    

     I'm eighteen and a citizen of Amerinada with a passport that allows me to freely travel to friendly countries, France being one, without the hassles of being confined for weeks after my return.  I could be in Brussels in four hours if I take the International Hyperloop train but I'm not sure what to expect from my month long meeting with Charles Decker.  It's very likely that Mr. Decker is old so what could I possibly learn from him, communication will be difficult at best.  There is no choice in this matter, once selected you cannot refuse to go.  

     The World Council pays for the trip and I will be staying with Charles but I dread spending time with an old man that is out of touch with today’s world.  Although, I found my great grandfather told interesting stories, some seemed exaggerated if not unbelievable but it was important for him to share these stories with me.  I have to admit I enjoyed hearing them and I was able to teach him a few things as well.

     Since the inception of this program there has been notable improvement in the tolerance people have toward one another.  Is it possible that the Strangers Meeting Strangers program is making a positive impact?

Monday, May 9, 2016

One Day in World War II

My father was a World War II veteran and brought a few souvenirs back from the war but never spoke much about that time in his life, which I think is true of many WWII veterans.  Of the souvenirs and memorabilia he had from that time, this letter is the only item remaining.  Obviously, there is a reason he saved this over the other items he had.  It might be that this one special day and the description of it by his Sargent made him feel a little closer to home but that’s just my guess. 

This letter was found in my fathers Army memorabilia from WWII.  It’s not a story about a heroic event.  It’s a about a group of solders (young men) that stumbled across a home in France that gave them an unexpected but pleasant surprise and brightened their day while reminding them of home.  This letter seems important because Sgt. Fleming (possibly an aspiring writer) took the time to write down the events of the day back in 1945 and give a copy to the members of his squad. 

I posted this letter on limited sites on the Internet in 2013 but now with the growth of social media I thought this would be a good time to re-release it with a better explanation of it’s origin.  I have the original typed copy, which I re-typed verbatim for this post.

These are the words of the writer (Sgt. Paul J. Fleming) describing the events. My father was one of the 18 solders in the group. 


“Some Where in France” INFANTRY

                                                                 P.F.C . Henry Ladendecker

    It was in the blue of the night, that our Jeeps felt their way up, seemingly, in a dead road for 15 minutes until we finally reached a small town that had been badly beaten as though by a band of Indians in the movies we so often have seen.  Some houses were still smoldering, while others with no roofs or large holes in their sides, where at one time was a window or door, now have room enough for any G. I. Truck to pass in and out.  Here we dismounted with all our equipment hurriedly because the whistling sounds of 88’s were marking the town.

    Lead by a guide in single file while our nerves tightened a little we were taken to the Command Post whose place was on the cellar of the few remaining houses that were left standing.  Here we gathered our wits together for we knew we were safe.  I think!!!!!

     The situation was given to us quickly, for time is most valuable, especially, at night, because of Enemy Patrols, who seek our positions and whereabouts.  A Guard Master was made, and we posted our men at picked Gun Position.  Once more we became nervous for it required from everyone 2 hours of vigil watch under a high strain of physical effort, peering through the blackness of night and listening to the countless strange noises trying to mold what might be or could be the enemy we seek.

      When daylight finally came the aspects of normalcy arose within us for as we made a survey all looked bright, for we saw a number of good old G.I.’s who had been backing us up all through the night, roaming around.

      Back at the Command Post upon another survey by us, we came across a setup that only a dream could mold so elegantly.  Before our eyes was a stove, cooking utensils, plates, table, a pan of churned butter, two chunks of bacon, salt, onions, spuds together with a garden filled with chickens, rabbits, hogs, the usual varieties of vegetables and greens, that we once left behind so long ago.

     Without hesitation we began to function.  The stove was started, water soon was boiled and the breakfast for 18 under way.  French fries, coffee eggs, that the boys rounded up, jam and biscuits that we had in our possessions created our first menu.  Fortunate, enough we had two cooks in our midst, myself and a young lad, we call Hoppy.  However, with the life of animal about us lead those who knew the trade kill chickens, rabbits and a hog, solely because the instinct of fresh meat was what he yearned for constantly, but could not make it an actuality until now and nothing was going to stop his dream come true.

     The chicken, spuds, cabbage, carrots and coffee brought about our dinner that made us open our belts and back away.  For supper we had rabbit more vegetables, stew, baked beans, coffee jam and butter.  Oh yes, the linen and such not forgetting the wine and calvados in barrels in the cellar. K.P. became no struggle what so ever. All that was necessary was for someone to cook and that department proved successfully each time we moved around the stove.  Special concoctions of fruit bar sauce that were collected from our breakfast “K” rations, baked apples and chocolate pudding in which the bars are found in our supper “K” rations as well as meat loaf were by no means a castaway.  Probably the greatest surprise of all to each and every one of us was the hidden flavor of our Army “C” rations that so detest when eating from the can, that our ample supply suddenly vanished when cooked on a range.  The idea of setting at a table will probably remain with us a long time, no doubt, a treasure to most of us solely, because it could not happen again in a million years.

     No house could be complete without some kind of relaxation, so I might as well tell you that there were two puppies and cats to amuse our time upon.  We aim to take the smartest pup as a mascot for we know it will only starve if left alone.

      The thought just occurred to me that not once did I mention who sponsored this affair.  I am at a loss for words, that, I can assure you, but perhaps when I tell you that maybe the roar of cannons, the falling of shells through the roof and about the backyard caused this tenant to leave in a hurry.  Whatever other reason that they had we will never know.

     So, I will leave you now in the face of an unfinished chapter because, I cannot state my departure in time of war nor can I mention what life will bring when we leave here.

     I only hope and pray that our free nation will spare its inhabitants this kind of destruction both in mankind and nature that we have seen, but in will stand united equally as a neighbor to a neighbor and rid the country of these who try to menace it. 

                                                               Sincerely,
                                                               Sgt. Paul J. Fleming


One of the 18 men in the group.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Never Give Up

     We all have personal goals in life that are known only to us because we choose to keep them private.  It might be that we feel these goals are too lofty or unattainable in some way so we don't want to embarrass ourselves by explaining or justifying them. There are other goals we have that are more public and we openly express our desires without fear of embarrassment.  

     Your goals whether private or public are important for you to pursue for many reasons but mostly because they hold some importance in your life.  People will try to change or modify your goals because they feel they know better.  Others may discourage or admonish about your goals that they determine as frivolous but don’t let that dissuade from what you consider an important personal goal. 


     Don’t let age be a factor because success can be achieved at any age.  Success has many meanings, which can be much different than strictly financial success.  Don't be fooled thinking success has only a financial connection.  Even if you’re dreams never develop into a career but only a hobby, they will still have an important value.

     Success can come when you least expect it and when you’re about ready to quit.  So what I want to say is “Don’t Ever Give Up” on yourself or your dreams and don’t measure success by the amount of money you make but by the satisfaction you feel when pursuing your dream.  “Just Saying….”

     

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Chain-Saw-on-a-Stick.........Of Course

     I am getting a mental picture of how this product developed.  I imagine the marketing and design guys are sitting around thinking about new products and how they can be marketed when one forward thinking guy says.

     Hey, let's put a 4 pound chainsaw with shark like rotating teeth on the end of a 10 foot stick, isn't that a great idea.  Oh! Oh! then we'll target the advertising to women as the new garden tool that they can't do without.  The ad can show a women trimming the trees with ease but what the consumer won’t noticed is the women is a 30 year old that looks like she spends 4 hours a day in the gym.

     What a great marketing team, I could use them to market my blog.  If these guys can successfully sell a chain saw on a stick they could certainly get me more readers.  Maybe they could promote a book for me.  I could title it as Complication Compilation of Jim's Favorite Stories: damn I screwed that up.  Sorry, I got distracted easily.

      Mimi recently received a chain-saw-on-a-stick, which was a Christmas gift she requested.  I thought it was an unusual choice but who am I to question her desires.  So with the spring weather this weekend she wanted to test out the new toy, from here on let’s call it the beast.  She asks me to put the beast together so I did, which was rather simple but as I suspected a bit heavy.  This beast is electric so there’s no gas that can accidently spill on your head while you’re cutting a branch, that’s a plus. 

     Now that the beast is assembled I start the grass cutting while Mimi proceeds to cut some branches from the dogwood.  “Why did you cut those branches” I ask “Test cut” Mimi exclaims but “why did they need to be cut”.  “I didn’t like them”. “Well ok then”.

     Mimi then tackles the dead branch on the ugly tree in the front yard, which makes more sense to me but it’s a bigger branch and she sets the beast down when she is about half way through.  I say nothing and just continue cutting the grass.  Before long I notice she finished cutting the dead branch plus another decayed branch. Ok, so maybe this isn’t a bad idea.

     I moved on to the backyard and when I stopped to take a break Mimi says the chain came off so I told her I would fix it.  I ask why there is grass stuck in the chain.  “Well, I just saw some high grass so I trimmed it.”  "Really, with a chain saw".  It’s for wood, wooood, not grass.

    So I tighten the chain and showed her how it is done so she would be able to do it herself.  After finishing the grass as I'm walking in the house Mimi says, "This tree really needs to come down see how rotten it is" and while I agree it’s probably true, I‘m just not interested, I think it’s time for Beer-on-a-stick.

     Chain-saw-on-stick is such a great idea, I wonder what other dangerous product we can put on a stick.