I push buttons, That's just what I do

     I always figured if there's a button it needs to be pushed.  I mean why else would you make a button, it has no other reason for existence, it must be pushed.  That's how I find out how things work; I push buttons, turn knobs and flip switches.  When I get in a car that I've never been in before I search for things to push, switch and turn, it's like a mini adventure with very little risk.  Only on rare occasion have I been unpleasantly surprised.

     When you go to your doctor and they put you in the exam room, waiting for the docs arrival, it could be 20 or 30 minutes before comes in to see you.  You could read a magazine while waiting but this is a perfect time to explore the drawers, compartments and cabinets, what's the harm you're just familiarizing yourself with the surroundings.  What's the first thing you do when checking in a hotel, most will say they lay down, turn the TV on and rest for a few minutes, but I see this as my opportunity to explore first the room drawers, cabinets, etc. then the hotel itself.  Only a few minutes after check-in I will know where to find the ice machine, pool, breakfast bar, restaurant, housekeeping, etc.

     Many times when you are in a store (Target, Walmart, Menards, etc.) you will stumble across animated figures or dolls that have a button with a little sign that says push here.  Do you push the button?  The little sign says Push Here, so why don't you push. You'll notice them more at holiday seasons, I especially like the Halloween characters, they screech and howl.  These make me laugh out loud.  Mimi will say "Why are you doing that, stop it".  I will simply respond "I push buttons, That's just what I do".

     I should come with a warning label; maybe it could be a T-shirt that I can wear which says "Keep this man away from any nuclear launch sites".