Thursday, December 3, 2020

Free Wine

There’s a little known government program that provides one bottle of wine each month to retirees on social security. The program is called Wine Therapy Forever (WTF). Most people are unaware of this unique benefit. 

     It’s not activated automatically. You must sign-up for it. Simply call the governors office to initiate WTF. It’s important to be persistent since many people won’t be familiar with the program. 

     Here’s the conversation I had when I first signed up.

     “Hello, I’d like to speak with someone about WTF.”

     I could hear the frustrated sigh from lady on the phone before she spoke. “That’s rude. Can you just give me more details on the issue?” 

     “I’m retired and I’d like to sign up for WTF.”

     “Sir there’s no need to become hostile.”

     I scratched my head. “Sorry, I just want my wine.”

     “You’re not the first whiner today.” She informed me. “What’s the problem?”

     “I want to be on the list.”

     She laughed. “Oh! You’re definitely on my list.”

     “So, when will I get the first shipment? I prefer red.”

     She sounded like a bull snarling before the charge. “Red, like the color of my face right now.”

     “I can’t be 100% sure, but okay let’s go with that.”

     “Good to know. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

     “Yes, just screw tops please. My fingers don’t work like they used to.”

     “You can’t see, but my finger is working overtime.” The irritation in her voice was prevalent.

     “Thanks, have a nice day.” She didn’t answer. I heard the line go dead. She’s probably rushing off to place my order. 

     That was three weeks ago and still no wine, maybe I should call back, but this time I’ll ask for the governor. I mean if anyone knows WTF I’m sure it’s him.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

A Perfect Thanksgiving Meal for 2020

I think it’s safe to say this year has presented us with many challenges, and few opportunities to celebrate. Thanksgiving is typically done with flair, for good reason because it starts the holiday season. This year will be a little different. Let’s say it’s been downsized. That’s a familiar word although not a pleasant one, but 2020 hasn’t been pleasant so the word choice is appropriate. 

     Many of you may be struggling on whether to have the traditional turkey feast with all the trimmings or shoot for a meal that would represent 2020 in a more real light. Whatever you decide, do it with gusto, it’s time we thumb our nose at 2020 and help escort this year and the events out of our life. 


Happy Thanksgiving to all!


Thursday, November 19, 2020

Is it time to worry?

Difficult times cause people to worry, but does worry really help. Some experts say worrying is healthy, even a sign of intelligence. There’s a whole list of benefits the experts list regarding worry, but when has worry ever solved your problems. 

     I agree that we all worry on occasion with regard to danger especially when associated with our kids, but I disagree with the so called experts that worry is a positive emotion. I don’t mean to be cavalier about how you live life, but continuing to live a full life is as important as safeguarding life. 

     Being cautious and worrying are drastically different. I believe in caution, I wear a mask and social distance, but I don’t avoid life. To me being cautious means you take the proper steps to minimize danger, but since I take those steps, I see no reason to worry.

     The news media promotes worry, but it mutates into hysteria. The daily news is happy to tell us how many deaths and new cases of COVID there are, but how often do they tell us the percentage of recovery? Balanced news reporting would be a welcomed change. 

     Rest assured, I wear a mask and social distance every time I’m in public, but I don’t avoid life and I don’t worry. If you do your best to protect yourself and others, there is no point in worrying. 

     I grew up in the 60’s when Mad Magazine was popular. The character on the cover was Alfred E. Newman and he had many sayings, but one was “What me worry?” That may contribute to my opinion on worry. “Just Saying . . .”

Friday, November 6, 2020

Choices that Matter

There’s a lot of controversy these days, some of it maybe unintentional, but some are intentional. I sometimes wonder why the group that promotes black lives chose the slogan Black Lives Matter versus All Lives Matter. 

     The undeniable truth is that black lives do matter but the phase excludes others. If the group had chosen the more inclusive phrase All Lives Matter they would have achieved their point by simply emphasizing that all lives are equal and matter in the same way. This to me seems to be a more positive approach, but then again it’s easy to look back in time and see a different approach. 

     Why is the choice of a slogan important? Simply because in today’s world people are easily offended. Many people chose to be offended rather than ignoring a verbal comment. It’s true some verbal comments are intended to offend, but many are just looking at the topic from a different perspective. 

     So my question is, what are the objectives of a group like BLM? I guess the easy answer is to emphasis  the importance of black lives. But, would they have changed their slogan if they knew some people would find it offensive or was it intended to offend. It’s up to each of us to chose whether we are offended. It’s true we have a choice.

     Black lives do matter, so I’m not offended by that slogan, but I think the message could have been worded in a more inclusive way. As always you can decide. “Just Saying . . .”

Monday, October 19, 2020

Gaslight Square

Some lives are inspiring, yet others are not. Everybody has a story. This is Ty Taylor’s.

Things were going great for the ambitious newsboy until he hit a speed bump. Grace, a beautiful dancer eager to break into Hollywood stardom. She had everything Ty thought he wanted in a girl. Stacy his close friend and confidant was everything he needed.

* * *

Ty sold the St. Louis Post Dispatch newspaper in Gaslight Square. You probably never heard of him, but he knew influential people. He couldn’t have predicted how important Grace and Stacy would be to him. They both had a big impact on his life but in very different ways. Ty was personable and did favors for many of the club owners. Because of his contacts, he easily floated from one club to another and soaked in all the entertainment. He a student of the Square knew the history, which he used to endear himself the club owners and the performers.

From the stodgy '50s to the mod '60s, many up-and-coming comedians and singers gained valuable exposure in the St. Louis clubs. Venues like the Gaslight, Golden Eagle, Natchez Queen Riverboat, and the jazz and blues clubs attracted beatniks, artists, and wealthy customers.

The Victorian-style architecture added to the mystique and grandeur of the Square named for its streetlamps. Ty knew this history and aided the club owners by encouraging them to use church pews, chandeliers, recycled stained glass, and marble bathtubs to decorate these ornate buildings. Brothers Dick and Paul Mutrux, considered to be pioneers of the Square, were the first to recognize the benefits of Ty’s suggestions for their club called The Gaslight. Ty reaped the profits from his advice. 

            Ty at eighteen lived the high life, like nothing he ever imagined. His hopes were coming true with no worries and no end in sight. He had saved more money than he ever expected. Still, he needed a stash of cash to fulfill his dream of becoming a successful businessman. Ty first met Grace, as she stepped on the sidewalk outside of the Crystal Palace.

            “Haven’t seen you around here?” He winked.

            Grace smiled. “I just started dancing here last week. I’m a singer too.”

            “Ty’s my name. I’d be happy to show you around town.” Offering her his hand,  “you might need a tour guide.”

            Grace turned to leave. “I’ll let you know. I don’t plan on being here long. I’ve got my eyes set on Hollywood.”

            “Big ambitions.” Ty leaned against the building. “I know people. I might be able to help you.”

            “Big dreams take big ambitions.” She stopped. “Who do you know?”

            “All the club owners and most of the entertainers.”

            She hesitated. “Meet me at Peacock Alley tonight at seven. . .  I’m Grace.” Then she waved and sashayed down the street.

            They met that night as planned and had an immediate connection. Ty was hooked. He spent as much time with her as possible. Trying to impress her, he dug deep into his savings, spending money he earmarked for his dreams. Grace loved being pampered and felt she deserved the best. Ty adored her, and she knew it. He forgot about his dreams to live hers. 

            Stacy seen Ty fall for someone before, he was an all in type of guy. She could see Grace captivated him, but could she be trusted to be kind to his heart. Stacy wanted to caution him, but he wouldn’t listen. 

            Three weeks later, Grace met him in the afternoon at Forest Park. Ty showed up early anxious to show her all the sights, but she had another agenda.

            “Ty, I’ve got a great opportunity that I can’t pass up.”

            His face beamed with excitement. “That’s great! What is it?”

            “A Hollywood movie contract. I leave next week.” She frowned. “I know it’s unexpected, but it’s too good to pass up.”

            Shocked by her announcement, his shoulders drooped. “What about us?”

            “We’ve had a great time, but you knew I never wanted anything permanent. I told you my dreams.”

            “But,  I . . . I thought we had something special.”

 "We do, and I'll always remember you, but I can’t stay.” And with that, she turned and walked away.  

            That’s when he realized, Grace seemed happy to share his money, but not her dreams. Flat broke and broken-hearted, he thought his life was over. Ty’s dive into the bottle was hard and fast. A year had passed before a friend helped him recover and believe in himself. 

Stacy recognized Ty spiraling downward. She had seen him at his best and now his worst. They met when he wheeled and dealt his way around the Square, months before ever he laid eyes on Grace. They hung out together but only as friends. She washed dishes at the Roaring Twenties, working her way through college, not a flashy entertainer like Grace. At first, Stacy may have appeared plain, even dull, until you got to know her. She was a law student at Washington University, highly intelligent and not dull. Ty's dynamic personality attracted Stacy but she worried about his lifestyle and the change after he split with Grace.

Stacy cornered him after breakfast. He had already been drinking heavily. “Ty, you don’t seem to be yourself.” Stacy narrowed her eyes. “What’s going on?”

“Nothing I can’t handle.”

Making up a reason to see him, she said. "Okay. I'm off early today. Can you help move something in my apartment?"

Ty never refused to help a friend. “Sure. What time?” 

“I’m finished here at noon.” She set the dishcloth down. “Can you meet me out front?”

They met, and he helped her rearrange the furniture in her apartment, then they talked for a long while. Stacy made a point to keep Ty busy so she could keep an eye on him and to make sure he didn’t have too much time to think about his problems. In time Ty straightened out his life, thanks to her. They became close, more than casual friends.

His sobriety only lasted until Grace re-entered his life. Hollywood came to town to shoot an episode of Route 66in Gaslight Square. Grace had a part in the episode with her new director boyfriend, her chance to make it big. Ty found out through his business contacts that Grace had a part in the show. He discovered a way to get a bit part on the show. He thought it might be his chance to reunite with Grace. 

Big crowds gathered to watch the filming, even celebrities in town, like Miles Davis, Dick Gregory, and the Smothers Brothers, came to watch the production of an episode of the popular series.

 At a break in the filming, Ty approached Grace. “Nice to see you again. It looks like things are going well for you.”

            “Oh! Ty!” Grace looked over her shoulder. “Yes, Hollywood is where I’m meant to be.”

            "Do you have time for coffee?" Ty shrugged his shoulders. “We could catch up on old times.”

            “I’m so busy. Trace and I moved in together last month. He’s my director.” Grace took a drag off her pink cigarette. “He’s working on getting a part for me in a movie being shot in Spain.” 

            "That's great," Ty said, feeling lost for words.

Stacy waved at Ty then walked toward him. Grace put her hand on her hip and said. “Someone’s looking for you.”

"That's Stacy. She's a friend. You may know her from when you danced at the Roaring Twenties. She worked in the kitchen.”

“I didn’t know the kitchen staff,” She tossed her hair. “ . . . we had so little in common.” Grace smiled. “Sorry, I need to go and study my lines. Nice to see you again."

Ty felt shunned and embarrassed. Grace never spoke to him again. He expected her to be different, but not aloof.  Stacy took his arm, but he pulled away and told her he needed some time alone. Ty had forgotten how Stacy saved his life.

She left him alone for months as he returned to the bottle. Stacy didn’t want to be the one who pulled him out of the gutter again. He would have to ask. His drinking got worse day by day. 

She would see him on the street and do her best to talk with him. “Ty, people are asking about you.” Her eyes were tearing up. “You’re still needed. Don’t let the drinking ruin your reputation.”

“I--I don need nobody. Leave me . . . to my . . . own self.” His mumbled speech accented by the wobbled walk showed Stacy he wasn’t ready to help himself. 

Stacy worried about him and wanted to help, but she knew she couldn't save him unless he wanted to be saved.

Months later Ty walked into the kitchen a different man, clear-eyed and confident. 

"Stacy, I know I don't deserve your friendship, but I need it. It' been a month since I had a drink. I'm determined to stay clean, but your support would make it easier."

“Ty, I’ve been waiting months to hear you say that.” She dropped the dish towel and hugged him. “I’ve always been your biggest supporter.”   

Ty realized he needed her, and now he knew she felt the same. He never again drank.

Life got better for Ty and Stacy. They became a couple that supported each other in every way. Ty never lost his passion for business and continued his path to success. He and Stacy were married after she graduated from law school. The wedding was a grand affair. The club owners pitched in to support their friends. 

The downfall of Gaslight Square started in 1964 with the murder of Lillian Heller in the lobby of her apartment. Crime quickly spread. Ty could see the downward spiral of the glitzy venues.

Ty, a businessman at heart, saw an opportunity. He wasn’t educated, but he had street smarts, and with help from Stacy he negotiated a sale for of the gaslights to Six Flags St. Louis. The profit from this deal funded his dream, a manufacturing business that produced gaslight fixtures called Light the Night. The movie moguls were his most prominent clients. Price never appeared an issue. He and Stacy have traveled all over the world promoting their business to the movie industry. In all that time, they never saw Grace, but read about her in the Hollywood times. The story followed the path of the once aspiring actress who could no longer find a job on a movie set except as a dishwasher. Life falters as quickly as it soars.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Junk Option

My phone gives me the option to file an email in the junk folder. What that does is send all messages from that sender directly to junk mail without me ever having to see them. I’ve been using it frequently to send all the political emails to junk mail. It’s really cool.

I appreciate that function and would like to have that ability on my TV. Since the technology exist on phones it can be argued that the capability should be available on television. 

I’d even pay a small fee for this feature. To file political commercials and annoying reality shows in the junk category would be terrific.

I’m not sure how everyone will agree with my proposal, but I think it’s time we have the option to delete annoyances. Feel free to file this post as junk if you choose. I will not be offended. “Just Saying . . . “

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Mobile Phone Companies

Recently we changed over our cell phone service to Spectrum. We had been with ATT for many years, but they like all phone companies are never give the best rate to loyal customers. That’s just the way it is. The best prices are always reserved for new customers. I guess they think the cumbersome process of cancelling the service will frustrate people and they’ll just give up. Well, guess what? That makes me more determined.

     In order to switch services we had to have ATT unlock our phones. Sounds easy, but not so much. Even after they emailed us the procedure to unlock the phone, it didn’t work properly. Spectrum struggled with making the changeover saying we might need to buy new phones. Really, maybe you should try harder. After 3 hours the phones were successfully transferred to Spectrum. 

    Great problem solved. Well, not entirely. I checked my ATT online account to see if I there was an unpaid balance. There was not. I then removed my credit cards and email address from the site. A month later I received a bill in the mailbox from ATT. There indeed was a balance of a penny that I owed. Let me restate that, my balance on the account was 1 cent.  Now, I’m not sure how much the bulk mail charge is for ATT, but I bet it exceeds a penny.

    I couldn’t pay the bill online since my credit cards were deleted from the account. So, I decided it would be fun to go to the ATT store with my bill and a bright shiny penny to complete my transaction. I walked into the store with my mask properly fitted and explained I wanted to pay my bill. The agent was happy to help until he discovered I no longer had an active account. This was a problem he needed to discuss with the manager. I waited with my penny payment in hand when after about 10 minutes the agent returned. The manager was not able to accept my payment, giving me the same reason as the agent. He told me to ignore the bill as it was only a penny and he assured me they would not send me to collection. I left not confident the issue was resolved, but unconcerned with the penny debacle.

     Another month passes when we receive another bill from ATT requesting payment of a penny by Oct 22, 2020. That’s another bulk mail charge for ATT. I see another fun opportunity in my future, but my wife hijacks my plans by calling ATT to inquire about the bill. They ask for the password to our account, but I’ve deleted everything, so she tells them we don’t know the password. They have our old account number, that should be adequate. 

     It turns out to be to big of a problem without consulting the manager. A few minutes later the manager came on the line and told us everything was resolved. The charge has been deleted. Although I’m happy the issue was resolved, but slightly disappointed I didn’t have a second opportunity to go to the ATT store. I’m always looking for a good time.  “Just Saying . . .”